Funny Clean Jokes: Pirate Joke
A pirate with a hook, eye patch and a peg leg sits down at the bar…
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He leans back and shouts “An enemy cannonball hit our mast and I lost me arm!
The guy next to him glances over and says… “Did you loose your eye from the splinters?”
The pirate looks over and says, “No Mate. A seagull dropped his load right on me eye!”
Astonished, the guy looks over and says, “Wow! That must have been a huge seagull.”
The Pirate replied… “Nah, Ya see… it was the first day with me hook!”
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